Last updated: June 8, 2015 #TheDress Beat My Kid I blogged about the birth of my daughter on Friday. Six days later #TheDress happened. When I blogged about that too, the dress' stats beat my daughter's stats. C'mon, people. Published in Blogs C’mon people, you’re better than that. Get your head in the game. It’s a damn dress! And she’s the most perfect human being ever to walk the earth, right along with my first daughter, damn it. Figure it out.